How Do You Have Sex With A Pump?

/How Do You Have Sex With A Pump?

How Do You Have Sex With A Pump?

How Do You Have Sex With A Pump?

I love this question because it’s what everyone wants to know, but doesn’t want to ask. (Check out the video when someone was brave enough to ask that question in front of 500 people. They cracked up!)

“What kind of sex do you want to have?” It depends, if we’re having a ‘We-don’t-have-a-lot-of-time’ or ‘quickie’ encounter, I used to disconnect the pump like when I take a shower. I’d set it on the nightstand and we’d have a great time. The trick is remembering to reattach the pump when done and before a post-loving nap. I don’t want to wake up with high sugar because I was so present to feeling wonderful, that I fell asleep. So I stay attached, so the pump can keep working and I don’t have to.

If you want the ‘let’s-play-for-hours, take-a-nap-and-then-go-at-it-again’ kind of sex, then order the pump with the really long tubing. You can set the pump down next to you and have fun. If your partner rolls over on it, no harm is done. Just ask them to scoot over, rescue the pump from underneath them and go back to where you left off.

When it’s time to put clothes on, you might like the shorter tubing so you have less to tuck back into your clothes. I’ve always preferred the longer length, so intimacy is easy and I don’t feel tethered to anything. With dress pants on, I can even hide the longer tube down my pant leg and clip the pump on my knee sock. That has the added bonus of nothing extra hanging on my waistline. We all love that! You’d never even know it was there. Some pumps have no tubing, you get to pick what works for you.

The biggest perk is, you can focus on your lover and not your blood sugar, with the pump. I let the pump handle that for me. I don’t know about you, but I’m a lot more fun, no matter what I’m doing, when I feel good.

If you have more questions, check out the post, “Will I look Weird Naked?

By | 2017-08-28T21:43:30+00:00 August 21st, 2017|Laugh for Stress Relief, Lifestyle|0 Comments

Leave a Reply

Be the First to Comment!

avatar
  Subscribe  
Notify of